Hank: You’re…okay?
Greer: Cat versus mouse. What do you think?

Avengers Academy #4 by Christos Gage & Mike McKone

Hank: Attention, everyone! Welcome to the inaugural flag football game between Avengers Academy and the X-Men’s Jean Grey School!
Ava: You guys are going down! You’re gonna eat our dust and go home crying!
Doop: You get chippy with me. I’ll suck you into the extra-dimensional void in my mouth and you can kiss the backup brain in my butt.
Ava: Dude. Smack talk is one thing, but that sounded obscene.
Santo: Don’t expect Doop to go easy on you ‘cause you’re a girl. I hear he made Dr. Doom cry once.
Doop: Mess with the bull. You’ll get the horns. 

Avengers Academy #38 by Christos Gage & Tom Grummett

anemoneink:

Commission of some unintentionally saucy Avengers Academy Hank/Greer for the lovely whitneyfrosting. You’ve still got it, Henry…

Spot the little bonus derp that didn’t make it into the final thing in the sketch there ahfljfjgdfh

Hank: Hazmat, got a minute? I have some good news. I just finished examining Leech. He shows no ill effects from having neutralized your powers. So we could make this a regular thing…biweekly perhaps—
Jenny: Pass.
Hank: Excuse me?
Jenny: I almost got killed out there today because my powers were dampened. I don’t want that to happen again.
Hank: Well, yes…it was a bad idea to schedule it on a day you were going into the field. But on an off day— 
Jenny: What’s an off day? How do we know when a zombie cyborg alien’s going to beam in and attack us? No offense, Leech. You’re my hero for trying to help, and hanging out with me all day. But I think I’ll stay combat ready.
Hank: I…suppose that makes sense. I just…there isn’t some other reason?
Jenny: Like what? When it’s permanent, sign me up. When I can quit all this and go home and things can be like they were. Until then…I’m not giving anyone the chance to hurt me.

Avengers Academy #10 by Christos Gage & Sean Chen

whitneyfrosting:

Tash’s list of Marvel Favourites  ✪

- I’m certainly open to it.
- You’d be open to setting your pants on fire if you’d thought you’d learn something new.

- Did — you just say —
- I did. I love you, Greer Nelson. I realise that may be more than you’re looking for right now, but —

- Hank Pym & Greer Nelson / Ant-Man & Tigra

pa-tang:

That man just doesn’t get the respect he’s owed.

yazzdonut:

rebloggeable ver of this dumb doodle for anon (´ー`)ﾉ

Hank: I don’t know, Hawkeye. I suppose it’s going well, and I appreciate you arranging it…but I still worry “media day” may be a mistake.
Clint: No offense, buddy, but that’s ‘cause you’re a nerd. Trust me. I started out a villain ‘cause I wanted attention. The spotlight. You make these kids famous for being heroes, they’ll be hooked for life.
Hank: You know, Clint, under all that carnival bluster, you’re a good man. I think I see why Janet left me for you.
Clint: Okay! I think that’s an Avengers priority signal…better get back to the tower…

Avengers Academy #6 by Christos Gage & Mike McKone