Humberto: C’mon, Striker, you line up against Anole.
Brandon: That’s stupid. He’s a lot faster than me. What about Julie or—
Maddy: Just do it!
Victor: Let me guess. You’re the only gay kid in class.
Brandon: Oh…you too, huh? Great. Sorry.
Victor: Nah, it’s cool. They mean well. Once they figure out what your type is, they might even help you meet a nice guy.
Brandon: I’m only just figuring out what my type is. For all the good it’ll do me now.
Victor: What, the scars? Dude, I’ve got scales and one Popeye arm. I’m not saying it’s been easy, but I’ve had great dates. With mutants and humans. Seriously what kind of person is going to change their mind about you just because of those scars?
Victor: Well, aim higher than you. Intercepted!
Humberto: You were right. You’re terrible.
Ava: Line up against Glob Herman.
Avengers Academy #38 by Christos Gage & Tom Grummett