Peter: I’m in the Avengers too! I’m on both freakin’ teams! You’re training teen super heroes? I was the original teenage super hero! And I have a teacher’s license! I taught kids for a living!
Hank: You did? This changes everything. You’re the ideal choice! These are at-risk kids, and you’ve already made virtually every mistake a young hero possibly could.
Peter: Huh? Like what?
Hank: Well, your ill-advised professional wrestling career…allowing yourself to be branded a menace, which seems to have stuck…the spider mobile…we use you as an example of what not—
Peter: Okay! Let’s leave it at “ideal choice” and move on.
Amazing Spider-Man #661 by Christos Gage & Reilly Brown